Well, this is odd: Skinny-dipper kills fish, cougar tortoise, another selfie fail

(CNN)I don’t know about you, but I’m glad it’s the weekend. Time to sit back, relax and enjoy some of the weirdest, wackiest, wildest stories of the week — such as how a skinny-dipper may have killed an extremely rare fish, why a turtle crossed the road but didn’t quite make it, and another example of a spectacular selfie fail.

Posted: NO SWIMMING… no, seriously

    You know how it is. You wanna blow off a little steam on a Saturday night, so you and your buds have a few beers, shoot a few rabbits and break into a wildlife refuge. NBD, amiright? So these three guys broke into Devils Hole, a protected area in Death Valley National Park, on April 30 — all part of a night of drinking and shooting rabbits, police said. One of them went skinny-dipping in the only habitat for one of the world’s rarest fish — the Devils Hole pupfish — and his adventure was caught on camera. A dead pupfish was found near where the men left some beer cans and dirty boxers. They’re now facing federal charges, the Nye County Sheriff’s Office said.

    80-year-old has nine babies… no, seriously

    Nigrita the tortoise, 80, recently hatched nine baby tortoises at the Zurich Zoo in Switzerland, the product of her union with her young (54-year-old) lover, Jumbo. You might think 80 sounds old, but Galapagos tortoises can live to be 150 years old, so in human terms, Nigrita might just be considered a cougar. Of the tortoise variety.

    Selfie-seeker

      JUST WATCHED

      Selfie-seeker destroys historic statue

    MUST WATCH

    Read more: http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/14/us/well-this-is-odd-may-14-trnd/index.html